Donald Glover talking about the comments he received during his campaign to be the next Spider-Man (x)
“I was talking about it with Dan Eckman, who directed my Bonfire video. Can you imagine that trailer? That would be dope. Like it makes sense… a poor black kid in Queens. Like it just fits.”He woulda been a great fuckin’ Spider-Man.
Oh man…this can still happen, right?
(Source: halemcjoel)
Should we send out a search party for her? She’s been absent for quite a while.
I’ve talked to her recently. This is part of her tumblr process but I am also in favor of a search party. I volunteer! let’s go find her in Louisiana and eat good food. It will be the (search) party!THAT IS THE PARTY
Hello!!!!!
y’all are really sweet. I swear if I had realized I was missing I would have checked in!!! I’m fine and working on some fun new details of my life.
I’m waving at you all and will check back later after I go kick some printer ass. Seriously, why don’t they return phone calls?
I’m installing a new bathroom and if anyone knows how to get corroded toilet bolts out of the floor, please let me know!
But after the bathroom is done, you’re invited to visit.
Crawfish are in and this is the 5 day forecast for this ‘burg:
<3<3<3
Dear Syfy,
Who should I contact to request at least 3 more episodes of Merlin featuring shirtless knights of the roundtable?
Sincerely,
The future Mrs. Sir Percival
Francois Bayou swallowed my favorite walking path.The Bayou is usually pretty narrow and the path follows those lamp lights.
It’s been raining for days.
I just want to be able to walk or run for a little while.
I keep getting river flood warnings from the weather channel on my phone.
sherlock-and-loki-in-the-tardis:
neveryoumindhowthetrainislost:
((GUYS
THIS GUESSED GLOYD
I’M NOT EVEN JOKING IT KNOWS ALL))
( I JUST SCREAMED
IT GUESSED JACK FROST
AND THATS LITERALLY WHAT I WAS THINKING OF HOW THE FUCK )
oh no
the fandom has discovered akinatorholy moly.
25 questions.
It guessed Castiel.
It was right.Took him over 30 tries but eventually he got Gladstone!
Guys, it guessed Kelsier.
And then failed to guess Kivrin but tried again and got her correct after the second round of guesses.
I beat it - it couldn’t (unsurprisingly) guess Voronwe from The Simarillion and The Unfinished Tales. NERD POWERS, ACTIVATE
It took 44 questions and one wrong answer but it finally got MARINE BOY (which even after showing my brother multiple sites and Youtube…he swears I made up)
I took an afternoon nap (this morning…like 2 hours after I got up).
I had a dream that Amy Poehler was my supervisor and we worked at a snow cone stand at Sea World…except it was a drive through and I have no idea why people had their cars in the park.
She was trying to fire me because I loaded raspberry jam into a flavor dispenser instead of syrup. I was explaining to her that people loved fresh fruit and wanted healthier options.
She said it looked like blood clots and made me hand over my stupid hat and leave. I woke up crying. I was so humiliated.
As a part-time photographer, I take copyright infringement very seriously. A client came in to my print shop to test that.
Client: Can you make a copy of this picture?
Me: Unfortunately no. I am not allowed.
Client: What do you mean?
Me: This image is the photographer’s intellectual property. It is illegal for me to make a copy of his work without his permission.
Client: So you don’t have the equipment? You can’t do it? You have all these big machines, surely you can do it.
Me: I can do it, I’m just not allowed to. In theory, I can make a copy. In practice, it is illegal to copy a photographer’s work.
Client: But I’ve had this done somewhere else before.
Me: Then they were breaking the law. I’m sorry, I just can’t help you. I can lose my job, get fined, or go to jail. It’s the law.
Client: I don’t understand. If we close the door, and I promise not to tell anybody, then it’s okay…
Me: So if we close the door, and I murder my colleague, but you don’t tell anybody, is that okay?
He left.
My ex-boss still does this stuff. When I refused to do it or be a part of it…he’d get someone else to do it and just smirk at me when I’d come in the next day and it was done. I suppose some day Karma will get him but it too often doesn’t.
people have been spying on me
(Source: theamericankid, via cyber-toothedtiger)
Joan of Arc’s Birthday Party last night.
There was a fire dancer and bagpipes…the fire part felt a little awkward.
We kicked off Mardi Gras in the French Quarter on Twelfth Night. The St. Joan of Arc Krewe is probably the smallest of the Parades and about as wild as I get anymore. I may have a coffee hangover.
What’s 20m high, pregnant and wields a sword? Damien Hirst’s latest sculpture
No stranger to controversy, British artist Damien Hirst has a particular knack of creating a scene. His latest ‘scene’ is a gigantic 20-metre tall bronze statue called Verity that now towers over a sleepy English seaside town.
With her pregnant womb exposed, the skeletal, sword-wielding Verity has not surprisingly ruffled feathers, with residents in the north Devon town of Ilfracombe not exactly welcoming Hirst’s 20-year loan ‘gift’. (Matt Cardy/Getty Images; REUTERS/Toby Melville)“With all the respect thrown around it by society, the function of gestation still inspires a spontaneous feeling of revulsion.”
— Simone de Beauvoir, The Second Sex, 1949.Let’s challenge the “not surprisingly ruffled feathers” and stand up for women for once, huh? Would it be less horrifying if she weren’t pregnant? If she were clothed? If you weren’t given x-ray vision? Guys, it’s just biology.
Can I just say that I think this is really awesome.
And….FYI if I would have been given a sword while I was pregnant, I may have actually enjoyed the experience more.
i got 99 problems and all of them are british actors
Does Britain even have 99 actors
no it has like 9 actors but they give me 11 problems each
(Source: samandriel, via closeskies)
why are they doing this to me?! what the hell just happened.
NOT TO MENTION DOWNTON ABBEY.
omg the tears. the tears. THE HUMANITY.
I don’t know if I can take any more Finales that rip my heart out. I’m pretty sure I am the only one that watches Alphas but oh my gosh…GARY…my heart ached so bad.
Ladies, you have got to let me know: Is it just because I’ve lived outside of the United States for so long, or are actors actually being lazy asshats? I saw “Lawless” yesterday. What I think is, “What the Frank are they saying?” I do not want to rewind a movie twelve times in order to figure out plot line. I am exceedingly disappointed in my English bloke, huge gotta be touched to know they’re real lips, T.H. One of the things I did - and hated - as a Theatre actor in high school and college was something called “cork work”, where we were required to preform our entire scene with a wine cork in our mouths. It was abundantly impressed upon us that our audience know what we were saying. And now, I am annoyed when I cannot understand my native tongue.
In any case, the film was violent and Tom Hardy is still somehow… engaging.
TOM HARDY IS THE GREATEST GRUNT AND MUMBLE ACTOR OF OUR TIME.
Was it you or Erin who said they were even getting aggravated when Tom Hardy spoke when he didn’t need to in that movie?
I was taking photos of today’s breakfast to send to a friend. We exchange grain free delights. She’s all paleo and stuff and I’m just off of all grain and any artificial sweeteners until my next Dr. Appt. at the end of January (and was supposed to start 4 days ago but ya know…holiday treats and booze).
Anyway, this is coconut flour pancakes stuffed with ham and a poached egg.
While I was attempting to crop it in iPhoto…it told me there was an unnamed person in my photo and I wanted to know which of my relatives looked like a poached egg.
Then I zoomed and I saw the face….no wonder sometimes it feels like someone is watching me eat breakfast even when no one else is home.
