Fever speak
Co-worker: Do you have an iPhone charger I could borrow?
Me: I may have but it’s probably in my truck.
Co-worker: *confused stare*
Me: What did I just say?
Co-worker: you said “in your truck.”
Me: I don’t drive a truck.
Co-worker: I know, it’s the absolute opposite of a truck. I think your fever is back.
Me: I’m going home.
